i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
