I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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