Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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