Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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