Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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