if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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