I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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