They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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