She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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