went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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