Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
its liver damage thursday
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize