My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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