OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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