Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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