i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Will exercising make me less horny?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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