we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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