Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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