just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize