i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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