I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
