we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
