If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
What drink are we having for lunch?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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