Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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