We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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