i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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