Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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