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So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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