ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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