i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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