I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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