Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Dick very happy bro
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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