I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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