Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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