Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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