I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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