this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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