you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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