Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
vagina is talking i cant
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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