i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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