Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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