i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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