Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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