Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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