Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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