you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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