I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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