Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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