In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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