i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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