would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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