Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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