I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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