I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I haven't been this sober since birth.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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