you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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