Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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