Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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